steamroller

Would the steamroller also have to be a ghost to flatten Theodore? Or is it only squashing his sheet?

arachnophobia

Due to changing conditions at my job, the time Theodore posts every day may be changing. We'll see how I can work it out. Don't be alarmed if he doesn't show up until much later tomorrow.

pop tarts

I guess something has to make him happy.

dryer

Apparently Theodore has a dryer that slants SLIGHTLY UPHILL???!? Either that, or I just can't draw straight lines?

sneetch

If you haven't read "The Sneetches and Other Stories" by Dr. Seuss, then this probably won't be all that funny to you.

Also, try to find the typo in today's drawing!

tennis balls

Everything about this one is funny, especially when you consider all of the backstory implications. Is it a comfort food? Did he think they were oranges?

quicksand

By way of apology for not posting until Thursday, I offer the first multi-panel Theodore comic. Truly, a momentous occasion.

crown

Apologies to all Theodore aficionados. I've been away from the Theodore database for the last few days, so I haven't been able to post new comics. Rest assured that he's back online, and that there are some really good ones coming up in the next few days. Be excited.

Also, it's not Theodore's birthday today. That's not what the crown means. You can wish Theodore a happy birthday if you want to, but it won't be timely. Consider yourself warned.

the bat

Somehow, just not quite as intimidating this way.

cigarettes

pacifier

Aww.

missing

I'd love to find a carton of this kind of milk in a store somewhere.

chili pepper

golf

Gotta get the golf in while you can, before the weather gets too much colder.

jack-in-the-box

Normally I find these to be kind of creepy, but this one is sort of cute, unless you find a disembodied head and arms to be creepy, in which case I guess this one is kind of creepy, too.

astronaut

Apparently ghosts need oxygen to breathe, or else we wouldn't see a helmet on Theodore here.

tablecloth

The possibilities of Theodore as a sheeted ghost are virtually limitless. One as yet unanswered question - does he launder the sheet?