laundry

dollar

Someday, after you've worked long and hard and become the subject of your very own webcomic, you too can be on the $10,000 bill.

theodore kong

I'm away from my computer that has all of my Theodores in it, so this will have to do for now. Please enjoy this Theodore, submitted by Elder Carp.

Saloon, Speeding ticket, and Intervention

These will have to tide you over until Tuesday, because we're going out of town.

profanity

Bonus points if you can figure out which swear Theodore is!

tire

How Theodore got stuck in a tire is completely beyond me. Playing in a junkyard, perhaps?

moonlight

hamster ball

I know I make too much out of ghost physics, but this one's particularly troublesome. How does the ball move if he never touches it? And how is he staying in the ball in the first place?

protest

I don't know why, but this is one of my very favorites that I've ever drawn.

pacman

How on earth have I gone this long without drawing a Pac-Man related comic?

pie

Think of yourself as inside the window looking out.

half birthday

It was my half birthday over the weekend! CELEBRATE ME

chimney sweep

Of course, when I look at this, I can't help but think of the Decemberists' song "The Chimbley Sweep," from their album Her Majesty the Decemberists. You can listen to the song here.

And if you do you will be singing it all day because it is so catchy BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

bucket

Ha! Buckets!

coin

Now you can add a button that links to Theodore to your own blog or myspace or whatever! Just take a look at the sidebar for HTML you can cut and paste!

Three cheers for our brand new webmaster, who asks for no payment other than several thousand Lego men.

avada kedavra

Here's one for all you Harry Potter fans out there, but particularly for Dragon Lady, celebrating her 81st birthday. Have a good one, Dragon Lady - you've earned it.

bubble gum

The pins and magnets are in! Sort of! The magnets arrived safe and sound, but didn't include any of the "BOO" design. Those of you who placed orders for those are entitled to any other magnet or a dollar back. The pins arrived, but most of them don't have pin backings. They're on their way, too, so I should have the complete pins within a day or two.

Still, though! Pins and magnets! Woo! Place your orders today!

liberty

Happy Fourth, everybody. Let Theodore's bright torch be your guide over the weekend, or something like that.

pbj

nom nom nom nom nom

corset

on their way

The pins and magnets are finished and are being shipped to me as we speak. They should be available for pickup/delivery starting Friday, or Monday at the very latest. Here's a picture of them so you know how awesome they'll be:



Pretty cool, eh? Remember, supplies are limited, so get your orders in now. And feel free to use the Paypal buttons on the sidebar to make payment easier.

canada

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide, O Canada,
We stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

Happy Canada Day, everyone. And lest you American readers think I'm excluding you, don't worry - there's going to be an extra special July 4th Theodore coming this Friday.